So now it's Cackling Commie Lala Garrulous. The organisers of the Olympic Games opening ceremony thought they had garnered the most grotesque gargoyles ever for their infantile spectacle. They forgot this one
All right, some of that was an impersonator. So is
some of this
Now, any moron could tell this was parody. Actually, it was done by Elon Musk, using AI. Of course, Woke-Fascists didn't see the funny side, since they have no sense of humour. Sleazy oleaginous California Governor Gavin Newsome tweeted:
Manipulating a voice in an “ad” like this one should be illegal. I’ll be signing a bill in a matter of weeks to make sure it is.’
Musk then responded by saying that he had ‘checked with renowned world authority, Professor Suggon Deeznutz, and he said parody is legal in America’.
LAUGHTER AWARD
Alas, the coup the Democrats have staged against Beijing Biden the Bribed Bastard, for all that it's good he's gone, is no laughing matter. Cackling Commie Lala is indeed a commie, and she's serious about it. She wants equality not of opportunity but of
outcome
Cackling Commie Lala Garrulous promoted a bail fund for Only Black Lives Matter rioters, killers and looters, and said
they shouldn't let up.
Cackling Commie Lala Garrulous wants to defund the police. She calls it
“reimagining”.
Cackling Commie Lala Garrulous has been the Border Tsar, supposedly to secure the border already secured by Orange Man Bad and his wall, but in fact to open it to 11 million illegal aliens. Except she won't permit that term. Or the term
“radical Islamic terrorism.”
Cackling Commie Lala Garrulous has likened Immigration and Customs Enforcement, ICE, to the KKK, simply because ICE has endeavoured to do its job and keep out out the
scum she wants to let in
There, Ladies and Gentlemen, you have Cackling Commie's endorsement of the great philosophical corruption of our age, the age of post-modern masturbation, pomowankery as I like to call it, or nihilism: perception is reality. Men can get pregnant. The earth is flat. There are twenty-seven genders. Two plus two = five. Freedom is slavery. Quacking is speech.
Cackling Commie Lala Garrulous is a fry-quacking moron supported by fry-quacking morons recently on a Zoom call for white women. How racist and sexist! This from people
who can't define “woman.”
That must just about be the most definitive fry-quacker of all the millions of them. Now, one of them might be President.
The Dem-scum have installed a Jabby Jihadi Jacinda Jackboot, a pronoun pillock, a DEI hire, a woman who says there's no such thing as a woman, a proponent of Occasional Cortex's Green New Scam – ask the Olympic athletes how they're enjoying their vegan fare, lack of air conditioning and disposable cardboard beds – a person both stupid and evil, a malevolent hyena. The Marxist Media Maggotry, who until the debate were telling Biden to get rid of her rather than the other way round are now all in, fawning nauseatingly over the new puppet who covered up the dementia of the old one. The talking points have gone out: Commie LaLa was never really the border tsar; the rest of her record is being Orwelled as we speak.
Back home, by the way, just so you know, the Law Commission has released a Discussion Document considering making ‘misgendering' illegal, meaning refusal to go along with bullshit pronouns would be deemed to be criminal hate speech. Just when we thought we'd put a stop to this crap. Our useless, Pfizer-touting Uniparty government will appease this garbage, instead of doing what it ought to do: abolish the Law Commission and its Woke-Fascist, taxpayer-funded Commissioners!
BULLSHIT AWARD
Contemplating Commie Lala and the Democrats with their totalitarian agenda, and uniparty governments, I feel like Steven Mallory in The Fountainhead by Ayn Rand:
“What's the most horrible experience you can imagine? To me—it's being left, unarmed, in a sealed cell with a drooling beast of prey or a maniac who's had some disease that's eaten his brain out. You'd have nothing then but your voice—your voice and your thought. You'd scream to that creature why it should not touch you, you'd have the most eloquent words, the unanswerable words, you'd become the vessel of the absolute truth. And you'd see living eyes watching you and you'd know that the thing can't hear you, that it can't be reached, not reached, not in any way, yet it's breathing and moving there before you with a purpose of its own. That's horror. Well, that's what's hanging over the world, prowling somewhere through mankind, that same thing, something closed, mindless, utterly wanton, but something with an aim and a cunning of its own.”
In the aftermath of the Deep State's botched assassination of Orange, I was alarmed by his newly serene demeanour. Even people with Trump Derangement Syndrome were saying how much nicer he was. Oh no, I thought: in the face of the drooling beast we cannot be doing with “nice.” How reassuring to hear this when he went back on the campaign trail