In the first Greenwashed of the year, Jaspreet Boparai and Don Nicolson dissect the ever-evolving climate narrative with a healthy dose of scepticism and wit. They explore the persistent “green grift”, from biodiversity credits and monetised ecosystems to government-funded schemes like NZ Green Investment Finance, which is now being wound down after questionable returns. The duo critique mainstream climate messaging, challenge data credibility, and raise concerns over the merging of science and ideology. Amidst it all, they share a touching local tale of owl rescue, adding heart to the heady discussion, and remind listeners why staying informed—and alert—is more vital than ever.