In this lively Easter-themed commentary, Jaspreet Boparai and Don Nicolson unwrap a basketful of climate-related controversies with sharp humour and a sceptical eye. From Prime Minister Luxon’s tourism push, to the stalled electric ferry “Ika Rere” gathering more barnacles than passengers. With a cheeky nod to past climate doomsday predictions and billionaire space joyrides, they unpack the contradictions and absurdities of modern environmental messaging, all while defending the humble joy of a decent coffee.